Izzy!!: Archive

batcrooks:

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.

I LOVE THIS

Right, so when babies cry anyway.. Did they just give up on life? Like fuck it Idc . Feed me now woman I want a titty!! Now!!

Jun 19, 2013121,352 notes

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.” —Gabourey Sidibe (via glittertomb)

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“Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.” —Deepak Chopra (via cosmicroots)

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When I order something online but it won't get here for a few days

whatshouldwecallme:

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“Love isn’t him calming you down when you yell. It’s him yelling, just as loud, just as hard, right back at you, right in your face to wake you up and keep you grounded. It isn’t him bringing you roses everyday or cute things that make your relationship appear more presentable. It’s after a long fight, that drains the life and bones out of both of you, and yet him showing up at your door the next morning anyway. It’s not him saying all the right things or knowing exactly how to handle you. It’s not him caressing your hair and telling you everything is going to be alright. It’s him standing there, admitting he’s just as scared as you are. You have to remember that with love, you’re not the only one involved. You’ve unknowingly put your life, your heart into the palms of another person’s hands and said, “Here. Do what you will. Mash it into mince meat, or forget I ever handed it to you.” —w o w (via fragile—pieces)

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I found out on here that people do something called yarn bombing where they yarn and knit random things. If you google pictues and put in "izzy loves seth" the first picture that shows up is a yarn bombing of you guys names. I thought it was cute :)

What the heck! I’m checking it out right now lol.

Jun 15, 2013

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breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

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“One day the Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. “You have no right teaching others,” he shouted. “You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake!”. The Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man, “Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?”. The young man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, “It would belong to me, because I bought the gift.”. The Buddha smiled and said, “That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself.” —(via cosmofilius)

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richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

Omg

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punsicle:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD

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Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.

carryonmy-assbutt:

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?!?!?!?!?

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keep-calm-stay-healthy:

Part of me wants to be this crazy super fit girl who gets up really early and runs marathons and goes hiking and does yoga and kickboxing but then the other part of me is like NOPE and I go back to blogging until 6 am and eating bananas

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dampsandwich:

i’ve never seen anyone steal candy from a baby

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