March 2012
168 posts
The greatest lies of all time!
•I love you •This won’t hurt a bit •The cheque’s in the mail •I was just going to call you •I swear I won’t come in your mouth •Of course I’ll respect you in the morning •We have a really challenging assignment for you •I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you
moosedontbackup:
Sometimes I’m on Tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to Tumblr again.
setbabiesonfire:
Why would nudity offend you? Why should nudity be a taboo? Do you not get naked? Have you not ever seen another naked human being? Nudity can be tasteful and artful, not just raunchy and racy. Typically as a straight male you’d assume I speak of only the female body, but I speak very much for the male body as well. There is nothing offensive about your natural body, embrace and...
I just bought tickets
For a drake concerttttttt <3
Watchtitsfromheaven:
impulsible:
forgottennames:
siiingmetosleep:
hahaha fucking dead.
vickibaybeee:
beaunerr:
hotbabysitter:
This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012
HAHAHAAHHAA
lmfaoo she’s trippin’ hard
“the tree wants you!!!” LOLOLOL
Thats some shit Katie would do.
WTF did I just watch?! I watched it on mute….but what the fuck…she was either trippin harddddd or just drunk...
“I’m just a notch in your bed post. But, you’re just a line in a song.”
– Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down (via quote-book)
